RELEVANCE: None

ARGUMENT: Why not chuck all the sheep in Britain into the rivers that are under the most threat of flooding, as they would then soak up the excess water and the flood would be prevented.

ANSWER: They do!

STUDY (theory based): The rain we experience in the temperate western maritime regime (that would include Britain) is simply not intense enough and is far too cold. This would have the same effect on sheep as the equivalent of a Tricycle, amongst the washing machines would on cotton. 

However, in areas like the tropics, such as the Amazon for instance, where rain is far more intense and warm the sheep do shrink and almost disappear completely. 

Therefore, if someone tells you there are no sheep in the Amazon they are lying, they are just very, very small.

ANSWER: Well, based n my first theorem, one could easily see how snow is simply a reunion of all the little sheep that have been affected by heavy rainfall. This is their mating season you see, and well because of the cold they are able to control themselves a bit more, that’s why you can’t see them moving. Then come the heat, the little sheep move apart and hide, leaving puddles of pee and other bodily substances, which scientists commonly call rain or snowmelt! 

The reason we see them fall from the sky and hit our car wind screens is because their size makes them pretty light, so they can simply travel from places all over the world... and who said snowball fights weren't cruel??